Arrogance Of A Banker

I am a banker. I gave mortgages to people I knew couldn’t pay me back and made billions of dollar. The mortgages were worthless and could not legally be sold. I packaged the loans into bonds. I sold some of the mortgages five times over. Mere mortals go to jail for selling a home five times but I didn’t. I bought a new type of unregulated insurance called a Credit Default Swap (CDS) which had been invented by my friend Blythe Masters at JP Morgan while she was still back in England.

These Mortgage Backed Securities (MBS) could not pass scrutiny but there was none. The rating agencies charged me a small fee, only looked at the unregulated CDS insurance and gave the bonds a AAA rating. I then went back to the people at AIG and bought a CDS against the bonds I knew to be worthless so I could collect when the bonds went belly up.

So far I had made fees on the mortgages from the home buyers. Some of these people were illegal aliens and we had to help them fill out bogus applications claiming they made $70,000 a year as a babysitter. They couldn’t afford the payments so I had to loan them money to pay my fees and to make the mortgage payments.

I got my money back for the mortgages when I sold the bonds to the pensioners. I knew the pensioners were going to lose their investments in the bonds I sold. I also knew they were going to need their pensions as I had helped to pass the North American Free Trade Act (NAFTA) in 1994 knowing the workers would all lose their jobs and really need their pensions.

When the bonds did start going bad, I collected on my CDS from AIG so I got paid again for the mortgages. In 2008 my friend Hank Paulson from Goldman Sachs was Treasury Secretary. He told the House and the Senate that the banks would pull the plug on the economy if they didn’t bail out the banks and restore liquidity. Paulson threatened the nation with martial law. The people called Washington and said No Bailout.

But there was no contest. We got our Bailout. It was supposed to be limited to 700 billion dollars. But it grew to more than 27 trillion dollars. That is when the real fun began. The first thing I did was to collect a third time on those bad mortgages. Some spoil sport at the Treasury wanted to have me and my friends take a haircut on the Bailout meaning he wanted me to only get most of the money due me rather than all. But my friend Timothy Geithner, the new Treasury Secretary, intervened and said I was to get 100%. That is only fair.

I knew Geithner from the old days when he was the New York Federal Reserve President. He says he remembers me when we were both starting our careers and he was working for my friend Henry Kissinger at Kissinger Associates. I always liked Geithner but I don’t remember that first meeting. He is a good man. Kissinger hired Geithner because he knew Chinese. I think I will hire him as soon as he resigns his position as Treasury Secretary. I need someone who understands money and Chinese. All my investments are over there now. I can’t invest in America any more. Look what terrible shape the country is in.

In 2008 I was involved with Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan in another Bailout program that never made the papers. I never met Ben Bernanke even though he is a Harvard man. We went to school different years. Nevertheless, I did get a 17 billion dollar loan at 0.078% interest in 2008. Some other banks played it safe and loaned the money back to the government for a small profit. Not me.

What our three banks did was join together to buy oil in the futures market in 2008. We bought every barrel of oil 27 times and raised the price each time until gasoline was $5.00 a gallon. We made another fortune. We did this again just recently but I digress.

I have ti tell you that I do not own Wells Fargo and I had nothing to do with the laundering of Mexican drug cartel money. You might have read that Wells Fargo owned five planes which they leased to the cartel so they could take the drugs over the American border. This is something I would never do. What I do is to require my drug clients to make their cash deposits in my offshore bank centers. I get a percentage of the trillion dollars a year in drug money plus the 400 billion in illegal weapons and the 500 billion a year in bribe money. Of course I have to pay bribes to keep this part of my business running. And I must tell you that the bribes I pay to fix your government are not tax deductible. But then I am tax exempt so I guess it doesn’t really matter.

My wife recently almost made it into the papers. Matt Taibbi wrote about my friend John Mack from Morgan Stanley and his wife. My wife is ten years younger, very attractive, from a good school and is what poor men refer to as high maintenance. By that the common men mean that a woman costs a lot to support. But my friend Ben created a special program to help The program is called Term Asset-Backed Securities Loan Facility or TALF. What Ben did was make a loan program where you or rather someone like my wife could walk into the FED and get a loan. To qualify all you had to do was to take the FED loan and buy a dead security. Hand the security over to the FED as collateral. Mt wife invested in bad student loans. The loans that were repaid went to her. The loans that went into default were given to the Federal reserve. It was a great program. Taibbi wrote about Mrs Mack but not my wife because John’s wife had borrowed 37 million dollars more than all the others involved. As I said, it was a great program and bought my wife a new Paris wardrobe and quite a few jewels.

The Bailout is continuing. My friend Blythe Masters is VP for Global Commodities at JP Morgan. She, I and Goldman Sachs are back in the futures market. We are taking that Bailout money you gave us and investing in commodities and oil. To date we have driven up the price of food and oil.

I heard a joke the other day. I am terrible at telling jokes but it is so funny I have to share it. A man was wondering how come he saw prices going up even though the inflation rate released by the federal government is still below one per cent. His friend was market savvy and said. Well what they do is to take their monthly survey and then subtract Tim Geithner’s shoe size. I thought that was funny when I first heard it.

In 2009 Ben Bernanke had a secret Bailout program that unfortunately was made public by a meddlesome lawsuit. I can tell you that the Journalist who sued us has died. The Europeans who had bought those fraudulent MBS from me and my friends threatened a run on the banks if we did not buy back the fraudulent notes. They actually would have sent me to jail with common criminals. But Ben Bernanke had a plan. He created 12.3 trillion dollars almost overnight. He used 6.3 trillion to buy our worthless notes. This kept me and my friends out of jail. All it did to you was to raise the price of your food and gas.

Well by this time next year the Bailouts should just about be completed. By that I mean when prices for food and gasoline double and you won’t be able to pay me any more money. I haven’t decided what I will do about you when I don’t need you any more. I might allow some of you to live past 2012. I would expect you to be on your best behavior. I am tax exempt so I don’t have to pay for your Food Stamps and your Social Security but I do not like people who complain. Just suck it up and pay for those Bailouts in silence.

I really despise people who demand I be arrested and be sent to prison. Don’t they realize the bankers own their government? I never met Eric Holder, the Attorney General, but he has done a good job spiking those investigations and indictments at the Department of Justice. I never met Janet Napolitano over at DHS but she is doing an excellent job and has a special list of men and women who have demanded bankers be arrested.

Just wait until 2012. Then you will learn what I really think about you, I despise you, your family and your damn friends. Get this through your head. You do not matter. Your family does not matter. Your friends do not matter. You are not a banker. You were born to pay me fees and interest. When you can no longer pay the vigorish, you will be of no use to anyone.

About horse237

I have decided to share two of the visions I had as a child. When I was eight, I had a vision of a future war that killed 99.5% of the world's population. When I was 16 and living in the projects, I had a vision of my future. I was to live in complete obscurity until it came time to stop WW III. When I was about ten, I had read a bio of Nikita Khrushchev which said he survived Stalin by playing the bumbling fool an old Russian peasant trick. I decided to do the same as I had already learned that we did not live in a democracy. The other vision I had when I was in third grade was of the Mind of God and how it interacted in the creation of the world we see. I believe you and I were born at this time precisely so we would have an opportunity to stop this war. As for my personal info, I grew up on military bases and in housing projects. My legs atrophied from starvation as a child. My second step-father died in prison. I used to have to rub my skin to simulate human contact. They did not feed me when I was a child. I do not fight in their wars as an adult.
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41 Responses to Arrogance Of A Banker

  1. veritas6464 says:

    Hey horse237,…Eerily post-apocalyptic, an amazing work of prosaic presentiment.

    bravura, bravura…


  2. Saladin says:

    way to go, it’s only a matter of time until the peasants storm the Bastille. Another excellent post, too bad the masses won’t see it, but I’m doing the best I can.

  3. Rampaging Manatee says:

    Good article. But I’m afraid I’m not going to ‘be on my best behavior’ LOL. I know they have insidious tricks I haven’t even considered, but they don’t scare me one tiny bit. They’ll all get their comeuppance. And when they meet their maker, not only do they have to answer to St. Peter or beelzebub or whomever, but the funny part is, they can’t take any of that worthless money and jewelry with them! They’ll probably try. Some will be buried in gold and ruby encrusted tombs in one last futile display of contempt toward their fellow man. But they’ll regret it all. And sadly, that final moment of irreversible regret will go on forever in their pathetic little souls.

    P.S. BIG HUGS to “horse237” Hey, I don’t fight THEIR wars either. I fight my own. Have a great day!

  4. Gwei Lo says:

    “When I was about ten, I had read a bio of Nikita Khrushchev which said he survived Stalin by playing the bumbling fool an old Russian peasant trick.”
    An old Roman trick ….. exactly what Claudius did to survive the reign of Caligula.
    He turned out to be one of the better Roman Emperors.
    Post-Apocalyptic dreams? I’ve also had them, from childhood til now.
    Preventing it will be like stopping a steam-roller; you’ll HAVE to be in the driver’s seat.

  5. Mouser says:

    Good post Horse 237.

  6. Very well written. Loved the joke about little timmys shoe size lol.

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  8. Ken McMurtrie says:

    You may well be right Saladin.
    I was thinking the other day about the guillotine and the possibility it may come back into fashion.

  9. mcarr says:

    Well done!

  10. nobodysaysboo says:

    They say that each taxpaying american could have been given $350,000 cash if they had not given this money away to the crooks! This will never happen here unfortunately.

  11. tony says:

    Is there a way I can post this on My FB page? Not 2 comp savvy, but I would like 2 share this with My friends

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  13. Saladin says:

    You made the David Icke website! That is EXCELLENT!

  14. Saladin says:

    This is also the top voted story at WRH today.

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  16. Matt says:

    very well written and said

    could i ask permission to make a link from my own website?

  17. nota says:

    Bravo indeed!

    Hope you don’t mind me posting it on my blog and elsewhere…As Saladin said, it needs to be seen by the masses and this is me trying to do my best towards that…

    And what a delight to find the Saladin and Veritas here. Thanks guys for all your wonderful work….

  18. Rex says:

    Speaking of visions, ( I know this is going probably going to sound absolutely stupid to you) but here goes. There was one I had repeatedly in childhood, I was thought it was kind of strange, but, I never thought anything of it until just a few years ago. It was me (who was a stuffed animated teddy bear-yes this is stupid, I know) who was looking down at all outstretched arms waving out of holes, but whenever I went to pull these people out, they absolutely refused to be pulled out, but after I left, the arms would be up and waving for help again. Later at one time, I was a passenger in a car and looked at the high rises in L.A. and I had a feeling that they were very evil). Then, one time out of the blue, I said “Perfume was Poison.” That was odd, because I liked perfume and used to wear it.

    In later years, I wound up ill with MCS (Multiple Chemical Sensitivity) (that I never knew existed and had to search a while to find out exactly what was going on) (despite the false claim of “Mass Hysteria” and this sensitivity also included perfume-just my luck) and discovered the treachery of the Mainstream Medical Community, the Mainstream Media and the politicians.

    Then, when I was doing more research into MCS (both cure-wise and political wise), then it seemed like all hell was starting to break loose. First was the greatly ramped up outsourcing and offshoring, visa worker-illegal alien hiring that (I was constantly writing the politicians to stop), then 9-11 (where I tried to tell some newspapers and the EPA about the bad air quality), then our OPEN-BORDER Situation as well as unenforced Immigration laws, then WEATHER MANIPULATION through Chem Trails and HAARP and so on and so.

    Anyway, all this time between learning more about the above mentioned things and then learning about the various societies, I was so busy trying to tell the people I know about what was going on, but they repeatedly refused to listen to my warnings over the years and I was constantly cajoling them to get active (but they wouldn’t despite what I told them, the websites I directed them to and all the articles I sent) as well as myself writing all these worthless politicians all the time.

    Maybe my childhood dreams were really about my present life, my trying to pull out people even when they fought me (was probably about all my ignored warnings), the high rise downtown was probably my warning about the bankers and corrupt corporations and the perfume statement was about my future MCS.

    So, to Horse 237, you’re probably right.

  19. Rex says:

    Anyway, thank you very much. This is a fantastic article (that I will pass on) and articles like yours always helps to keep me greatly motivated to keep plugging away (despite my situation) and at the very least, I can look in the mirror and say I tried to do my part in warning others.

  20. David Pugh says:

    A really truly amazing article, i am trying to read deeper into things, and your article touched a nerve. thankyou

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  23. iam says:

    i don’t think there’s any better way to sum it all up than this.

    …when’s our day of rage?

  24. horse237 says:

    I wanted to thank everyone who replied though WordPress only notified me one time as I only am notified when non-subscribers comment.

    My next in the arrogance series should be posted Monday morning.

    I have to write the conclusion. Maybe I will answer you there. I think the only opportunity for a day of rage is when the dollar dies.

    In this next essay please pay attention to the Four Levels of Government theory and use it to explain to people how their government works.

  25. John purvis says:

    Great stuff. Sadly I don’t think it’s far from the truth.

  26. Shar says:

    thank you!!

  27. Elizabeth says:

    Thank you! I needed this one! It’s good to know you’re out there.

  28. Incredulous says:


    No doubt that some bankers ought to be exiled to Mars without a moon suit, but this kind of crappy and faked “writing” only makes serious objectors look less credible.

    Go back to writing hate-mail about whichever political party didn’t hire you.

    • Hi says:

      Sounds like someone is jealous that they cant write clearly. I actually find this refreshing and its easy to understand for the non-financial pundits out there.

      • horse237 says:

        I grew up on military bases and in housing projects, I had to learn how to communicate.

        If you are interested in learning more please look at my latest essay and at the related articles I list at the end.

        Vampire Squids Attack Humans Part II

        I think this will give an average person sufficient info to win any debate.

        Hint: Start with this point. There will be an international conference at which the dollar will be devalued thus permanently cutting wages in half.

  29. horse237 says:

    Do you understand the concept of satire?

    I have written serious exposes of bankers. Read Blythe Masters Blows Up The World.

    If you actually read my blog, you would know that I could not be hired by any political party.

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    Good stuff. I wish there was an updated version that I could do a video of. So much has transpired since this publication.

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