Al Qaeda Scares Me But I Have A Plan To Save Us.

Al Qaeda has 100 fighters in Afghanistan who have evaded 500,000 NATO, Afghan and mercenary soldiers for ten years. They were an invincible foe before. But now Al Qaeda has taken over Libya and its 144 tons of gold. They are even now training new recruits to learn Spanish and invade America over its unguarded border with Mexico.

What is frightening about this invasion is the Deep Cover program the Iranians and Al Qaeda have had since 1981 when their spies were able to learn enough Spanish to pass themselves off as illegal aliens from Mexico to get jobs working as janitors in Washington DC at the Department of Defense, Housing and Urban Development and other federal agencies. What they have done at night is to bring their teenage boys to work and let those dastardly juvenile hackers go into our government computers to steal 4 billion dollars a week from the taxpayers. They spread a billion dollars a year around in bribes so the Congress and the President are paralyzed and can do nothing to stop them. Americans are not allowed to audit the books despite having deficits of more than 120 billion dollars a month.

The Iranians have not just been impersonating illegal aliens. They have also been impersonating Jews in Los Angeles and New York. I doubt these programs could cost them more than than a billion dollars for each city. But look at the devastating results. That leaves them more than 200 billion dollars a year to buy weapons from Russia, China and North Korea.

I alone have sussed out their nefarious Muslim master plan. They will divide America at the Mississippi river giving the East to the Iranians and the West to Al Qaeda. Los Angeles is to be shared by Al Qaeda and the Iranians.

I have already made plans to move to Alaska because it is a well known fact that Muslims cannot survive temperatures more than 50 degrees below the freezing point of water.

Let me prove to you how devious these Muslims are. On 9-10-2001 Secretary of Defense (or more likely a Muslim spy pretending to be him) announced he could not find 2.3 trillion dollars in missing money at the DOD. The DOD Comptroller was rabbi Dov Zakheim who was an obvious Iranian spy. The best way to impersonate a Jew is to claim to be a rabbi. The Jews are too smart to allow those Muslims to steal billions of dollars from America every week. The Jews told me they own America so the Muslims are really stealing their money not ours.

The other point about the Muslims impersonating Donald Rumsfeld is that he was the one who talked President Bush into invading Iraq even though this would take Iraq from Al Qaeda and give it to the Iranians just as soon as the US troops had to withdraw. The loss of Iraq forced Al Qaeda to take over Libya and steal a hundred billion dollars in cash from their accounts and 144 million ounces in gold to fund their invasion of America from south of the border.

I fear we are in the final phase of the Muslim plan to divide America into two parts. In preparation for the Muslim invasion of America thirty years ago Al Qaeda and the Iranians joined forces to subvert the Christian religion in the United States. The Muslims went to the Fundamentalist seminaries and began teaching doctrines so ludicrous that no man with a brain in his head could possibly believe what was preached in church on Sunday. This left many American churches devoid of any ability to use reason to protect Christians from the rise of propaganda coming from Muslims who had hijacked their government in Washington. Not to mention the absolute filth spewing out of Muslim controlled Hollywood and New York.

Let me illustrate how tight Muslim control of America was ten years ago on 911. 19 Al Qaeda operatives made themselves invisible and sneaked past security, surveillance cameras and the ticket takers and boarded 4 planes without having either tickets or boarding passes. Then the Iranians who had control of DOD and FAA computers were able to allow those Al Qaeda guys to fly around for an hour avoiding American jet interceptors.

The most frightening aspect of 911 was the fact that the military ran DNA tests on flight 77 and could find no Arab DNA! Of course you know what that means. The Muslims were able to resurrect their bodies from the planes. Any day now I expect an Imam to come forward with the proof that he has the One True Doctrine and set up a worldwide caliphate. Americans will convert to Islam because their leaders can no longer promise they can be resurrected bodily into Heaven. Only Muslims have done that in this century. And then it will be too late. We will all have to move either to the Yukon or to Alaska.

Wait. There is hope. It is not too late. By now it should be obvious to you that the only reason Attorney General Eric Holder has not arrested anyone for bank fraud in all those mortgage backed securities cases is that he is a secret Muslim convert! Barack Obama is not smart enough to be a Muslim. Nor is Obama an illegal alien from Kenya. He does not have a birth certificate because he is a spawn of Satan created in a secret CIA lab in Hawaii. In any event we need to arrest Eric Holder for lying to Congress about selling guns to Mexico so they would smuggle Al Qaeda guys and cocaine into America. Then we can replace him with an honest man or woman who will arrest all those Iranians pretending to be illegal aliens while stealing billions of dollars from our government computers. He can also arrest those Muslim bankers on Wall Street who have stolen more than 30 trillion dollars from us. That and seizing their assets should help turn the economy around.

Hillary Clinton is probably not a Muslim despite having a Muslim lesbian lover. However, Defense Secretary Panetta is an obvious Muslim spy. He gave a Green Light to Israel to attack Iran. The Muslims want a war because they know it will destroy Israel, the American Persian Gulf fleet and US Central Command. The Iranians probably have an advanced Electromagnetic Pulse weapon to shoot down incoming missiles and jets.

If we replace that Muslim spy Panetta, we can call off that idiotic attack against Iran which will destroy America and Israel. But we can also reverse our policies and run Al Qaeda out of Libya cutting off their funding. That will stop the Muslims from invading America from over the Mexican border. They will never establish their worldwide caliphate which was euphemistically called the New World Order. They chose the word New because it rhymes with Jew. This was done to trick us into believing it was a Jew World Order which would be wholly benign as opposed to those evil Muslims and their detestable honest banking practices.

We also should demand the resignation of Janet Napolitano and the dismantling of the Department of Homeland Security including the TSA. I have no proof that she is an evil Muslim but arresting Americans without a trial and having perverts touch our genitals underneath our underwear at airports does not protect us from Al Qaeda. But firing Holder, Panetta and Napolitano will guarantee our victory over Al Qaeda and their Iranian allies.

Barack Obama is not a secret Muslim. He is most likely as I said a spawn of Satan. But he is harmless. He is too stupid to do anything but read a teleprompter. Obama must have been a dud from that CIA clone factory in Hawaii. If you rake away his teleprompter, he is not smarter than either Rick Perry or Michelle Bachmann. All he can do is read a teleprompter so we just have to get rid of the Muslims around him allowing real Americans to program his teleprompter.

Author’s Plea: This is my attempt at humor. Obama might not be a spawn of Satan. But then again he could be Saran’s only begotten son.

The other day I posted an article on this blog that was not widely circulated because it was the day of the Iowa caucus. If you have not read it, please consider reading it and sharing it online. This is it:

The Charge Of The Light Brigade: What Can American Military Personnel Learn?


About horse237

I have decided to share two of the visions I had as a child. When I was eight, I had a vision of a future war that killed 99.5% of the world's population. When I was 16 and living in the projects, I had a vision of my future. I was to live in complete obscurity until it came time to stop WW III. When I was about ten, I had read a bio of Nikita Khrushchev which said he survived Stalin by playing the bumbling fool an old Russian peasant trick. I decided to do the same as I had already learned that we did not live in a democracy. The other vision I had when I was in third grade was of the Mind of God and how it interacted in the creation of the world we see. I believe you and I were born at this time precisely so we would have an opportunity to stop this war. As for my personal info, I grew up on military bases and in housing projects. My legs atrophied from starvation as a child. My second step-father died in prison. I used to have to rub my skin to simulate human contact. They did not feed me when I was a child. I do not fight in their wars as an adult.
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13 Responses to Al Qaeda Scares Me But I Have A Plan To Save Us.

  1. creolegenius says:

    I am paralyzed by conflicting information and theories. If I only knew WHICH language to study now, I would start by ordering Rosetta Stone. My mind vacillates between Spanish, Cantonese, Arabic and modern Hebrew. My heart requests ancient Greek, Latin and modern French. Is this situation an artifact of the Tower of Babel which has lodged within my unconscious self?

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  3. Hasan Ismail says:

    Well after reading this crazy essay then you are either drunk when writting this or obssesed with superstitions and watch alot of fictional movies (this writting is so different from the others)

    • Horse237 says:

      Read the conclusion. I sat we need to get rid of Holder, and Panetta, to prosecute the bankers and return Libya back to the people. How can that be like any other fiction you have read?

      I do not read fiction. I do nit drink. But my mind is inherently incapable of conformity. That is why I was able to win a debate against multiple adults and proved the Holohoax was a fraud when I was in the 4th grade.

  4. Juan says:

    Very good fiction — definitely consider a job as a writer with these ideas. Iranian Shia and Al-Qaeda hate each other — gave me a chuckle reading that they would conquer the US and share it…

  5. Hasan Ismail says:

    If you think iran and alqaida could work together then this a proof that this think could never happen
    irani people are followers of a relgious leader that was killed along with all men in his family and even some children, his murderer is the religous leader of alqaida
    iranis along with all shia all over the world still cry on that man till now and curse his killer
    so how could iran and alqaida unit where as they hate each other

    • Horse237 says:

      This was a satire to show the absurd nature of what we are told to believe.

      I do believe billions of dollars are stolen from US government computers every night. But I believe it is done by Jews and their allies. Not by Muslims pretending to be illegal aliens from Mexico. I am writing something now that is nor humorous so you might like that better.

  6. creolegenius says:

    Horse; have you ever met a muslim that had an adult sense of humor? I have not, but then maybe the Saudi princes are otherwise. If this commenter, Hasan, is indeed an islamic authority, I would avoid ironic writings so far over his/her head. There might be a fatwa issued in your name.

  7. Hasan Ismail says:

    I am not a man with authority i am only a man with a political point of view
    and what i am sayying is that Iran and alQaida can never unit or work together
    indeed they are enemies just like U.S.A is an enemy to both
    also AlQaida terrorists considers every one else that think differently as an enemy and deserves to die
    and iran as i said in the previous comment hate AlQaida too much and are worried about them just like other nations like U.S.A does
    and why is there a fatwa to be issued
    every one has the right to say his openion

  8. creolegenius says:

    Research the English word ‘irony’. The whole essay is ‘ironic’. It has a point, but is not serious. It is humorous.

  9. Hasan Ismail says:

    Ok sory i get it, it is humerous but what is the main point i cant get it (sry but i am not american and not used to humerous world wide politics)

    • Horse237 says:

      That is okay by me. The main point is that the Jews are doing what they accuse Muslims of doing. They did 911 and the OKC bombing. The Jews are stealing from government spending. Holder and Panetta and Bernanke are stooges for Israel not the Muslims.

      The key is to pull the plug on Eric Holder so we can start prosecuting criminals.

  10. bin dead awhile says:

    ok just saw your apology. im not amerkan too, very much interested in politics, but also have a wicked sense of humour. actually thats gets me through the day. maaf. salaam once again

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