Al Qaeda has 100 fighters in Afghanistan who have evaded 500,000 NATO, Afghan and mercenary soldiers for ten years. They were an invincible foe before. But now Al Qaeda has taken over Libya and its 144 tons of gold. They are even now training new recruits to learn Spanish and invade America over its unguarded border with Mexico.
What is frightening about this invasion is the Deep Cover program the Iranians and Al Qaeda have had since 1981 when their spies were able to learn enough Spanish to pass themselves off as illegal aliens from Mexico to get jobs working as janitors in Washington DC at the Department of Defense, Housing and Urban Development and other federal agencies. What they have done at night is to bring their teenage boys to work and let those dastardly juvenile hackers go into our government computers to steal 4 billion dollars a week from the taxpayers. They spread a billion dollars a year around in bribes so the Congress and the President are paralyzed and can do nothing to stop them. Americans are not allowed to audit the books despite having deficits of more than 120 billion dollars a month.
The Iranians have not just been impersonating illegal aliens. They have also been impersonating Jews in Los Angeles and New York. I doubt these programs could cost them more than than a billion dollars for each city. But look at the devastating results. That leaves them more than 200 billion dollars a year to buy weapons from Russia, China and North Korea.
I alone have sussed out their nefarious Muslim master plan. They will divide America at the Mississippi river giving the East to the Iranians and the West to Al Qaeda. Los Angeles is to be shared by Al Qaeda and the Iranians.
I have already made plans to move to Alaska because it is a well known fact that Muslims cannot survive temperatures more than 50 degrees below the freezing point of water.
Let me prove to you how devious these Muslims are. On 9-10-2001 Secretary of Defense (or more likely a Muslim spy pretending to be him) announced he could not find 2.3 trillion dollars in missing money at the DOD. The DOD Comptroller was rabbi Dov Zakheim who was an obvious Iranian spy. The best way to impersonate a Jew is to claim to be a rabbi. The Jews are too smart to allow those Muslims to steal billions of dollars from America every week. The Jews told me they own America so the Muslims are really stealing their money not ours.
The other point about the Muslims impersonating Donald Rumsfeld is that he was the one who talked President Bush into invading Iraq even though this would take Iraq from Al Qaeda and give it to the Iranians just as soon as the US troops had to withdraw. The loss of Iraq forced Al Qaeda to take over Libya and steal a hundred billion dollars in cash from their accounts and 144 million ounces in gold to fund their invasion of America from south of the border.
I fear we are in the final phase of the Muslim plan to divide America into two parts. In preparation for the Muslim invasion of America thirty years ago Al Qaeda and the Iranians joined forces to subvert the Christian religion in the United States. The Muslims went to the Fundamentalist seminaries and began teaching doctrines so ludicrous that no man with a brain in his head could possibly believe what was preached in church on Sunday. This left many American churches devoid of any ability to use reason to protect Christians from the rise of propaganda coming from Muslims who had hijacked their government in Washington. Not to mention the absolute filth spewing out of Muslim controlled Hollywood and New York.
Let me illustrate how tight Muslim control of America was ten years ago on 911. 19 Al Qaeda operatives made themselves invisible and sneaked past security, surveillance cameras and the ticket takers and boarded 4 planes without having either tickets or boarding passes. Then the Iranians who had control of DOD and FAA computers were able to allow those Al Qaeda guys to fly around for an hour avoiding American jet interceptors.
The most frightening aspect of 911 was the fact that the military ran DNA tests on flight 77 and could find no Arab DNA! Of course you know what that means. The Muslims were able to resurrect their bodies from the planes. Any day now I expect an Imam to come forward with the proof that he has the One True Doctrine and set up a worldwide caliphate. Americans will convert to Islam because their leaders can no longer promise they can be resurrected bodily into Heaven. Only Muslims have done that in this century. And then it will be too late. We will all have to move either to the Yukon or to Alaska.
Wait. There is hope. It is not too late. By now it should be obvious to you that the only reason Attorney General Eric Holder has not arrested anyone for bank fraud in all those mortgage backed securities cases is that he is a secret Muslim convert! Barack Obama is not smart enough to be a Muslim. Nor is Obama an illegal alien from Kenya. He does not have a birth certificate because he is a spawn of Satan created in a secret CIA lab in Hawaii. In any event we need to arrest Eric Holder for lying to Congress about selling guns to Mexico so they would smuggle Al Qaeda guys and cocaine into America. Then we can replace him with an honest man or woman who will arrest all those Iranians pretending to be illegal aliens while stealing billions of dollars from our government computers. He can also arrest those Muslim bankers on Wall Street who have stolen more than 30 trillion dollars from us. That and seizing their assets should help turn the economy around.
Hillary Clinton is probably not a Muslim despite having a Muslim lesbian lover. However, Defense Secretary Panetta is an obvious Muslim spy. He gave a Green Light to Israel to attack Iran. The Muslims want a war because they know it will destroy Israel, the American Persian Gulf fleet and US Central Command. The Iranians probably have an advanced Electromagnetic Pulse weapon to shoot down incoming missiles and jets.
If we replace that Muslim spy Panetta, we can call off that idiotic attack against Iran which will destroy America and Israel. But we can also reverse our policies and run Al Qaeda out of Libya cutting off their funding. That will stop the Muslims from invading America from over the Mexican border. They will never establish their worldwide caliphate which was euphemistically called the New World Order. They chose the word New because it rhymes with Jew. This was done to trick us into believing it was a Jew World Order which would be wholly benign as opposed to those evil Muslims and their detestable honest banking practices.
We also should demand the resignation of Janet Napolitano and the dismantling of the Department of Homeland Security including the TSA. I have no proof that she is an evil Muslim but arresting Americans without a trial and having perverts touch our genitals underneath our underwear at airports does not protect us from Al Qaeda. But firing Holder, Panetta and Napolitano will guarantee our victory over Al Qaeda and their Iranian allies.
Barack Obama is not a secret Muslim. He is most likely as I said a spawn of Satan. But he is harmless. He is too stupid to do anything but read a teleprompter. Obama must have been a dud from that CIA clone factory in Hawaii. If you rake away his teleprompter, he is not smarter than either Rick Perry or Michelle Bachmann. All he can do is read a teleprompter so we just have to get rid of the Muslims around him allowing real Americans to program his teleprompter.
Author’s Plea: This is my attempt at humor. Obama might not be a spawn of Satan. But then again he could be Saran’s only begotten son.
The other day I posted an article on this blog that was not widely circulated because it was the day of the Iowa caucus. If you have not read it, please consider reading it and sharing it online. This is it:
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