Obama Tells Truth. Stops WW III.

Narrator: Two men on February of 2016 rewrote the script on President Obama’s teleprompter for what was supposed to a 5 minute speech introducing the King of Sweden. Those two men managed to get it live on air on all major networks because it was timed 30 minutes before the Super Bowl.

Obama: I have an urgent message to the American people and to all the people of the world. As you know, the Banks own our governments. We have been creating money by the trillions and giving it to Wall Street to cover their horrendously stupid investments. That is as it should be because you must have less so Bankers can have more. But bank stocks are crashing even though they were allowed to steal your pensions and will soon be stealing your deposits. Bank liquidity has dried up and that always means Depression and another World War.

We have asked outside observers to rank our chances against Russia, China and Iran in case war breaks out. The results were alarming. As you know, the Council on Foreign Relations has run American foreign and military policies for a century. They had planned for America to come in second in all of our previous wars. But the results of our War Games conducted by impartial outside observers had the USA coming in third or fourth. We don’t even look good in a war with Lebanon and forget attacking Iran. The reason for that is that our military procurement policy has been to maximize profits for defense contractors and to forget about the servicemen and women.

I have therefore instructed our Secretary of State to go to the United Nations on Monday and to demand we create a Fifth Geneva Convention which would regulate ‘Unfair Combat.’

For example, the US spent $1.5 trillion on the F-35 jet fighter. The Navy version of the F-35 costs $337 million each. Yet that plane cannot defeat 50 year-old Russian planes in a dog fight. It cannot fly in the rain and has none of the stealth capabilities the defense contractors had promised. So I will ask for a Fifth Geneva Convention on damn expensive weapons to include the following:

One: Aerial combat operations must be halted in case of rain and fog. Ground troops are not allowed to change locations when aircraft are grounded. But soldiers will be allowed to look for shelter from the rain in nearby buildings.

Two: Any nation engaging in a war with the USA will have to ground all planes less than 45 years-old as our new planes aren’t very good.

The F-22 costs $412 million each according to the GAO. Unfortunately, The F-22 asphyxiates our pilots.

Three: Therefore, aerial operations during future wars will have to be confined to periods of 90 minutes or less so our pilots can catch their breath. Of course ground operations will have to be halted during these suspensions of air combat.

Four: Any plane that cost more than $100 million and has been advertised by Lobbyists as having stealth capabilities will have to be ignored on radar by enemy technicians. This rule only applies to American enemies as the US is the only country stupid enough to spend that much on one plane.

US destroyers cost $3 billion each and the Gerald R Ford aircraft carrier cost over $9 billion.

Five: Therefore, we must demand that it henceforth be made illegal to sink any ship that would cost more than three billion dollars to replace.

You might ask yourselves why would foreign leaders accept such disadvantageous rules of engagement for WW III? We have determined that Ben Bernanke was right. If we are unwilling to arrest the Bankers and to seize their assets to fund worldwide Debt Cancellation, then the only alternative is to drop money from helicopters. We can never allow the poor or even the middle class to receive any of that money at all. It might give them ideas about taking over the government and firing the politicians. So I have instructed the Treasury Secretary and the Chairman of the Federal Reserve to print ten billion dollars a week in $100 bills. A $100 bill weighs one gram so ten billion dollars weighs 100 million grams or 100,000 kilograms which is 100 metric tons. The USAF will deliver this money every week to selected world leaders. That will cause a worldwide inflation but American voters have been learning to live on less ever since we were allowed to kill President Kennedy and get away with it.

We expect the Fifth Convention of the Geneva Accords to be adopted shortly. We will follow through by sending thousands of our loonier campus activists to indoctrinate foreign troops on the need for Fairness in War. That should destroy their ability to fight wars just as it did here in the USA.

I do not have to remind you that the only alternative to this plan is Global Thermonuclear War and the end for 99.99% of all humans. And that would be terrible because politicians everywhere would be fired by the survivors.

In conclusion I would just like to say ‘I am Reggie Brown and live from New York it’s Saturday Night.

This was an American television show opening skit. But enterprising hackers got it onto the Armed Forces Radio and Television Network during half time of the Super Bowl after the average soldier had downed at least six beers. It caused riots on military bases from America to England to the Mideast to Japan. The foreign press picked it up not knowing it was a hoax so people all over the world learned the truth about Bankers and wars while Washington and New York were asleep.

This event changed history and saved the world.

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About horse237

I have decided to share two of the visions I had as a child. When I was eight, I had a vision of a future war that killed 99.5% of the world's population. When I was 16 and living in the projects, I had a vision of my future. I was to live in complete obscurity until it came time to stop WW III. When I was about ten, I had read a bio of Nikita Khrushchev which said he survived Stalin by playing the bumbling fool an old Russian peasant trick. I decided to do the same as I had already learned that we did not live in a democracy. The other vision I had when I was in third grade was of the Mind of God and how it interacted in the creation of the world we see. I believe you and I were born at this time precisely so we would have an opportunity to stop this war. As for my personal info, I grew up on military bases and in housing projects. My legs atrophied from starvation as a child. My second step-father died in prison. I used to have to rub my skin to simulate human contact. They did not feed me when I was a child. I do not fight in their wars as an adult.
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6 Responses to Obama Tells Truth. Stops WW III.

  1. Pingback: Obama Tells Truth. Stops WW III. | From the Trenches World Report

  2. Kathleen Fillmore says:

    We can dream!!!!

  3. I talk to a lot of people about these matters and I am struck by
    how aware of the depth of corruption ordinary people are.

    I point out that the plus-side of this growing awareness is approaching a tipping point to where we look at our “leaders” and laugh ourselves silly at just how pathetic they truly are.

    I anticipate these people slinking away in shame at some point.

    • horse237 says:

      Since NAFTA America by design has lost 57,000 manufacturing plants and gained 55 million people through legal and illegal immigration. When the Dollar Dies, we will be impoverished over night. We will have Nationwide Food Riots. Wall Street is using Amnesty plus entitlements and anti-white propaganda in the schools to set us up for Race Wars when the Dollar Dies. They probably will release a few plagues at that time. One realistic hope is that junior officers will start a military coup.
      I wrote this reply because I assume you are a new reader. We have very little time left until the Dollar Dies. The Dollar might remain over valued until it Goes Poof because traders have to buy dollars to unwind derivative contracts.

  4. fuhrerious88 says:

    Great read, somehow I don’t think his masters would allow that.

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