Hillary: I address you as equals because you are all billionaires like me, either now or after 8 year of me as Madam President. I have been handsomely rewarded because I am doing God’s work just like your CEO Lloyd Blankfein. I followed the advice of Goldman Sachs in structuring the Clinton Foundation to avoid those pesky American bribery and money laundering laws. I will continue to accept the advice of the men in this room when I am proclaimed President of the United States.
And don’t forget, with me as President you have a two fer. My husband Bill will help me take over the world when you and I join forces and make him Secretary General of the United Nations. Think of it. Wars without end. Invasions and drone strikes. There will be no safe haven for critics of the Clintons and Wall Street.
War is good for business and even better for us. $8.5 trillion could not be accounted for in the Pentagon budgets in recent years. We all know where that money went. It went to you and me. We share the same God given destiny to rule over the sheep who were born to be fleeced. Who cares about the 300,000 veterans who died waiting for medical treatment or the 22 who commit suicide every day. We don’t.
I would like to warn you that my presidential campaign will force me to say things you and I would condemn in our private conversations. For example, the other day I saw one of those working class men buy a sandwich and jump in his truck to eat it while he made his deliveries. If he can afford to eat lunch, that undeserving man is making way too much money. 2016 is the last political campaign before we end democracy and all that voting nonsense. I have a secret strategy to dupe the masses. It is a $15.00 an hour minimum wage. I know what you are thinking. But let me explain. I will really be giving those fools a pay cut.
You and I both expect a market crash. We will have to use Bail Ins to take money from depositors to pay for all the losses Bankers made speculating in derivatives. Pensions will have to be looted. The people will have nothing left but the hope of a higher minimum wage. And I will take away even that last hope from them!! I promise. My economic team from the Council on Foreign Relations has calculated that we will have to use inflation to cut wages by at least 60% to make our debts appear to be relatively smaller. But that 60% pay cut will make the poor permanently depressed when they figure out how small their paycheck is relative to the debts we ran up for them and expect them to pay. So if some hamburger flipper making the current minimum wage of $7.25 is bumped up to $15 and takes a 60% pay cut thanks to inflation, his weekly pay will be $6.00 an hour in real terms. Of course we will have to raise his taxes so he can pay his fair share to bail out the Banks. He can afford to pay more taxes because I raised the minimum wage to $15.00 an hour. Ha Ha!!
You and I both support a cashless society and a digital currency. That will eliminate any possibility our opponents have to challenge our divine right to rule. Think of a Global No Fly List. There are terrorists everywhere because we hired them. After I am President and Bill is Secretary General of the UN, we will have a cashless society within six months even if I have to start the next Depression all by myself.
I have a problem with Naomi Wolf. I want her off the Slow Fly list and on the No Fly list. I want to make her life miserable. I want her best friends and most faithful supporters on the No Fly List. I want to make an example of her. I want her to feel my wrath. You too can join in on the fun. Because you have been so generous to me I will let Goldman Sachs put 10,000 trouble makers on that No Fly List for free. And remember Bill will be drawing up an Enemies List over at the UN so we can go after people anywhere in Europe, Asia, Latin America and Africa.
To put more people on that No Fly List you will have to call the Clinton Foundation for discount rates on the second, third and fourth group of 10,000 beggars who will have to drive if they want to go cross country. Good luck with that because with a cashless society we could strand them without gas money as soon as they get to the Arizona desert or perhaps a blizzard in the Rocky mountains with snow drifts higher than their car.
You might have a quiet word with people who bring frivolous lawsuits against Goldman or JP Morgan or any of our other major donors. Remember this: the President has the right to arrest them without trial and to torture them until they confess their sins against their betters.
When I am President, we will make it illegal for anyone to say that Banks charge us interest on money they create out of thin air. And we will definitely make telling the truth about our wars a crime punishable by death.
If you do not believe this is a verbatim copy of a $225,000 Hillary speech to Goldman Sachs, I can only say there is more truth in the above transcript than there was in the ‘Magic bullet’ theory of the President Kennedy assassination or the collapse of WTC Tower 7 in the 911 Commission Report. And how was Sirhan convicted as the lone assassin of Bobby Kennedy in 1968 when he stood in front of the candidate and RFK was shot in the back? Did we have bullets with circular trajectories 47 years ago?
Please seriously consider these other articles:
The only rational and painless solution to a Depression is to cancel Unpayable Debts. And the best way to do that is to seize the assets of the men who stole our money by the tens of trillions of dollars.
I do not think much of this current presidential race. We will have martial law in America as soon as the Dollar Dies. The only way to avoid martial law is to cancel Unpayable Debts and ban fractional reserve banking. It does not matter who we vote for, because martial law is coming. The only successful exit path I see is a military coup.
We have the power to prevent the cycle of Booms, Busts and Depressions. We need to issue a Debt Free money like Lincoln’s Greenbacks. The following article explains how it would work.